My Kids Hate It. Do You?

I think we should defy my mean, cranky kids and find the right person for this gorgeously colored 1970s dress. The texture is, hm, a thin papery polyester I don’t know, but LOOK AT THE COLORS! It also has ALL the buttons on front intact! How often does that happen (in my closet)? There is a tag (Royal Miss), below, with an explanation of the fabric, and Kid1 declared if she had to look up how to PRONOUNCE the fabric type, a person should not be wearing it.

Well, I think you should be wearing this. Someone should. We can’t be letting teenagers boss us around like this. It also looks cute belted, with a random ribbon belt I found in the floor, no less. Here’s the measurements.

Shoulders: 17
P2P: 20
Waist: 19
Hips: Not really much more than that…it’s a straight shift.
Sleeve: 22.5
Length: 37
Hem Width: 23

I want to horrify my children so much this dress is yours for only $15 plus shipping! AND…if you want custom earrings…we can definitely talk. I’ll post an example below. Email me!

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1. So yeah, much cuter belted. 2. What the back would look like if you’re crossing your arms and telling my kids they have no idea what clothes are cool. 3. Closeup of the cute double breast effect.

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1. The mysterious material tag! My kids were like, “Yeah, this is a MISS of ROYAL proportions.” 2. The earrings I could make for you for $8 to go with the dress, but these ended up in my personal collection.